True Classics Limericks - Part Deux

These are yet more entries in the

True Classics Limerick Contest. 

Click HERE and check out all of the 

fun and  fabulous entries!

(I just can't help myself!)

The Apartment

A man with a key had appeal
To his boss - for his love nest - that heel!

But he loved the operator
Of the corporate elevator

So for her, he'd just shut up and deal.

Blazing Saddles

Western dinners are made over coal
And cowboys eat beans in a bowl.

Who knew that a fart
Would be viewed as high art?

But such laughter is good for the soul.




Thanks, True Classics, for the fun!!